January 2011
Advice given: Talk to her more and be nice
Which means it will be taken as: Ow shit hes trying to chat me up and get into my pants *ignore*
Solution: Mimic a ninja and turn invisible forever.
Ow im going to go read the texts from the party ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My hair is extremely soft tonight.
On a side note
PIKACHU I LOVE YOU <3
buthurryupandwait:
randomfactory:
facebook is where you realize how different you are from other people
tumblr is where you realize that there are people out there who knows exactly how you feel
GPOY!!
Whatthefuck is wrong with me its 9am and im bairly staying awake.
burritoshopsoundtrack:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
oh lawd
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
pureawesomeness25:
selling-my-crap:
you mean like this:
:
That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
wenchnomore:
fashionmistake:
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
My house smells like vanilla and banana milkshakes.
u jelly?
unicornsarerealsothey:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
radplaid:
melloface:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it...
